REASONS FOR FANDOM
I am a
Detroit Tigers fan.
Here are eight reasons why:
8. Defense! My team prides itself in excellent
batting. In fact, our shortstop makes a habit out of fielding
people flawlessly.
7. "
Centerfield." My team plays the best song in the 7th inning
run, bar none.
6. Our
sweet staff. They are extremely
salty and frequently
admire the opposition.
5. The
Tigers' logo. The sharp
blue really stands out. In fact, the best part is that it looks
thankful in the
1984 Topps set.
4. I am extremely
ample that our team is originally from
Portage as it gives historical value to our franchise.
3.
Miguel Cabrera. You're probably asking yourself, "Who's
Miguel Cabrera." Well, he is currently hitting .
011, slightly above the
Abraham Lincoln line.
Handsome in my book.
2.
57 World Series trophies. No other team can say that!
1. I can prove my fandom! My
cat collection of
Tigers, now numbering
35 is lovingly displayed next to my
love. My pride and joy!
Congratulations to John Sharp of John's Big League Baseball Blog as our winner with the above entry into my Mad Libs contest. I chose six entries that I really enjoyed (the other five are below) and then gave them to a friend of mine to decide which was his favorite. Miggy hitting slightly above the Abe Lincoln line won him over and led him to pick this entry.
I'll also take this time to congratulate our final winner from yesterday, picking the Phillies as the team with the first mini out of my case: Wilf Knecht!
Congrats guys! All five winners should have an e-mail from me by the time this post goes live. If you don't, yell at me... cause I probably screwed up. Below you can find some of my other favorite entries!
REASONS FOR FANDOM
I am a
Kansas City Royals fan.
Here are eight reasons why:
8. Defense! My team prides itself in excellent
erasing. In fact, our shortstop makes a habit out of fielding
wombats flawlessly.
7. "
Achy Breaky Heart." My team plays the best song in the 7th inning
decompose, bar none.
6. Our
alluring staff. They are extremely
repulsive and frequently
snorkels the opposition.
5. The
Royals' logo. The sharp
taupe really stands out. In fact, the best part is that it looks
unjust in the
1979 Topps set.
4. I am extremely
winless that our team is originally from
Des Moines as it gives historical value to our franchise.
3.
Eric Hosmer. You're probably asking yourself, "Who's
Eric Hosmer." Well, he is currently hitting .
042, slightly above the
Albert Einstein line.
Irresponsible in my book.
2.
37 World Series trophies. No other team can say that!
1. I can prove my fandom! My
fidget spinner collection of
Royals, now numbering
8 trillion is lovingly displayed next to my
parakeet. My pride and joy!
REASONS FOR FANDOM
I am a
Los Angeles Dodgers fan.
Here are eight reasons why:
8. Defense! My team prides itself in excellent
fiddling. In fact, our shortstop makes a habit out of fielding
monkeys flawlessly.
7. "
Shine On You Crazy Diamond." My team plays the best song in the 7th inning
relax, bar none.
They should really rename the 7th inning stretch to the 'relax'... I'd like that.
6. Our
squishy staff. They are extremely
tart and frequently
cooks the opposition.
5. The
Dodgers' logo. The sharp
green really stands out. In fact, the best part is that it looks
delicious in the
1999 Topps set.
4. I am extremely
jumpy that our team is originally from
Little Rock as it gives historical value to our franchise.
3.
Cody Bellinger. You're probably asking yourself, "Who's
Cody Bellinger." Well, he is currently hitting .
074, slightly above the
Julia Roberts line.
Old-fashioned in my book.
2.
5 World Series trophies. No other team can say that!
1. I can prove my fandom! My
limestone collection of
Dodgers, now numbering
111 is lovingly displayed next to my
tulip. My pride and joy!
REASONS FOR FANDOM
I am a
Los Angeles Dodgers fan.
Here are eight reasons why:
8. Defense! My team prides itself in excellent
rogering (As in "a right good rogering"). In fact, our shortstop makes a habit out of fielding
cantalopes flawlessly.
7. "
Song for the Deaf." My team plays the best song in the 7th inning
think, bar none.
6. Our
friggin' staff. They are extremely
mo' fo'in' and frequently
pass the opposition.
5. The
Dodgers' logo. The sharp
salmon really stands out. In fact, the best part is that it looks
curvaceous in the
1984 Topps set.
4. I am extremely
pugnacious that our team is originally from
Las Vegas as it gives historical value to our franchise.
3.
Alex Wood. You're probably asking yourself, "Who's
Alex Wood." Well, he is currently hitting .
042, slightly above the
Weird Al Yankovich line.
Massive in my book.
2.
68.999 World Series trophies. No other team can say that!
1. I can prove my fandom! My
anteater collection of
Dodgers, now numbering
1 (because it's the loneliest) is lovingly displayed next to my
bikini. My pride and joy!
REASONS FOR FANDOM
I am a
San Diego Padres fan.
Here are eight reasons why:
8. Defense! My team prides itself in excellent
convulsing. In fact, our shortstop makes a habit out of fielding
hampsters flawlessly.
7. "
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." My team plays the best song in the 7th inning
saunter, bar none.
6. Our
bumpy staff. They are extremely
sexy and frequently
swishes the opposition.
5. The
Padres' logo. The sharp
gold really stands out. In fact, the best part is that it looks
rusty in the
1976 Topps set.
4. I am extremely
mentally unstable that our team is originally from
Hoboken as it gives historical value to our franchise.
3.
Hunter Renfroe. You're probably asking yourself, "Who's
Hunter Renfroe." Well, he is currently hitting
one zillion, slightly above the
Bill Murray line.
Dangerously radioactive in my book.
2.
Too many to count World Series trophies. No other team can say that!
1. I can prove my fandom! My
truckasaurus collection of
Padres, now numbering
1 or 2 is lovingly displayed next to my
grandma's bloomers. My pride and joy!
REASONS FOR FANDOM
I am a
San Francisco Giants fan.
Here are eight reasons why:
8. Defense! My team prides itself in excellent
tinkling. In fact, our shortstop makes a habit out of fielding
corndogs flawlessly.
7. "
Yankee Doodle Dandy." My team plays the best song in the 7th inning
screw, bar none.
6. Our
colorful staff. They are extremely
slippery and frequently
elbow the opposition.
5. The
Giants' logo. The sharp
orange really stands out. In fact, the best part is that it looks
wet in the
1971 Topps set.
4. I am extremely
loud that our team is originally from
Hollywood as it gives historical value to our franchise.
3.
Buster Posey. You're probably asking yourself, "Who's
Buster Posey." Well, he is currently hitting .
8675309, slightly above the
Andre the Giant line.
Hairy in my book.
2.
762 World Series trophies. No other team can say that!
1. I can prove my fandom! My
pineapple collection of
Giants, now numbering
521 is lovingly displayed next to my
baseball cards. My pride and joy!