The second was to go and make a senseless purchase off eBay. After I saw the Teheran card (the first 2016 Chrome card I had seen), I immediately went to eBay and bought the lowest Buy It Now complete set of 2016 Topps Chrome that I could find.
I had $20 in PayPal credit stored up so I rationalized this purchase as a $35 one. Shhhh, don't argue with my brain.
I almost never do this kind of thing, because I like chasing a set and the thrill that the chase brings. The problem was that I really liked 2016 Chrome... and I would've had to chase it. I already have enough on my plate right now with Ginter and the silly Heritage SP's, so I decided just to outright buy the set so I wouldn't be tempted by any hobby boxes of the product.
I think it was a good choice. I got the inserts too! Thanks Kerry for the trade and boo you for making me spend $55.