Gintery Contest #4 Results!!!

Contest #3 is in the books!  Thank you all for participating!  I had 16 different entries and ended up choosing 4 finalists that had me giggling the most.

The winner of this contest (according to a variety of different people that read over these 4 finalists) is defgav of Baseball Card Breakdown!  I'll shoot you an e-mail once the other winners have been determined.

Meanwhile, enjoy the MadLibbing of our 4 finalists below and come back next week for the revelation of two more contest winners!!!


Bloggers take notice!  An 89UD Griffey #1 has been seen pulsing to the tune of Get Out of My Dreams (And Into My Car).  Weird Al attempted to shower on Take Your Daughter to Work Day but failed in his effort.  Authorities decided to urinate, and caught the perpetrator in the process.  However, it has been determined that the unopened packs of 1989 Topps are still not safe.  To combat the further busting of the Upper Deck Griffey RC, please refrain from PSA grading while writing blog posts.  Furthermore, to encourage a PSA Gem Mint 10 community, always lick while reading other blogger’s creations.

Thank you for your stinky assistance in this matter.

-The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Bloggers take notice!  A pizza has been seen skywriting to the tune of I'd Do Anything For Love (But I won't Do That).  Tom Sawyer attempted to twerk on Saturday but failed in his effort.  Authorities decided to pounce, and caught the perpetrator in the process.  However, it has been determined that the balloons are still not safe.  To combat the further jumping of the pizza, please refrain from counting while writing blog posts.  Furthermore, to encourage a blue community, always whine while reading other blogger’s creations.

Thank you for your spotted assistance in this matter.

-Mr. Bean

Bloggers take notice!  A pig has been seen shrieking to the tune of Pompeii.  Pete Rose attempted to beat it on Wednesday but failed in his effort.  Authorities decided to walk, and caught the perpetrator in the process.  However, it has been determined that the pull tabs are still not safe.  To combat the further killing of the pig, please refrain from roasting while writing blog posts.  Furthermore, to encourage a slovenly community, always leave while reading other blogger’s creations.

Thank you for your churlish assistance in this matter.

-Jay Barker

Bloggers take notice!  A baseball has been seen collecting to the tune of I Remember You.  Madison Bumgarner attempted to jump it on Friday but failed in his effort.  Authorities decided to vomit, and caught the perpetrator in the process.  However, it has been determined that the binders are still not safe.  To combat the further running of the baseball, please refrain from punching while writing blog posts.  Furthermore, to encourage an ugly community, always fight while reading other blogger’s creations.

Thank you for your colorful assistance in this matter.

-Johnny Bench