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Holy Purplely Goodness!!!

Hobby Box number two started off with an ad panel.  I hate these only because they don't really interest me any they are impossible to store.

You can't really tell from this scan, but this is one of those gum stained parallels.  The only reason I even found it was because I got two of this base card from the same box.  I had to check what the difference between the two cards were and I found that this one had a slightly faded back.  It truly does smell like bubble-gum, which I suppose is kinda cool.  It did get me to go through the rest of my Heritage cards and stick my nose through them... 

This box also yielded an action variation, this time of the Astros young rising star Carlos Correa.

Shelby Miller still in a Braves uniform is pretty cool.  Apparently this is only a thing with the foils from Heritage (see Andrelton Simmons later too).

Not too shabby of a relic here either.  I'm being brief because the above was simply all bonus to me.  The below is what I was blown away by.  I found myself opening a hot box of 2016 Topps Heritage.  Every one of the packs in it contained a purple Chrome parallel and oh are they pretty.  I'm pretty much just going to let you look at them and let the cards do their own explaining.  The Simmons, Harper, and the Severino/Sano combo cards are the only ones I'm really emotionally attached to, so if you see something that really sticks out to you, I'd be willing to spread this wealth around.

All I can say is that I love purple cards.  I was beyond happy when these started falling out of packs as I opened the box.  As I mentioned in the previous post, I do plan on trying to chase this base set and that want list is (finally) up to date.  If you've opened any Heritage this year go check it out!

Two Short-Prints and a Shiny Card Later

Over my years of collecting, I have never opened more than a few packs here and there of Topps Heritage.  I don’t really have a particular hatred for the set; in fact, I would say that I tend to enjoy the set more often than not year in and year out.  My real reason for not typically jumping on this product is my set collector’s mindset.  If I ever bought more than a handful of packs and I liked the design, then I knew I would have to break down and try and complete the entire thing. 

A problem…

Topps Heritage does not easily lend itself to completion.  Sitting at a whopping 75 short prints with pack odds of 1:3 it would take breaking 10 hobby boxes to even get to the required number of short prints to complete the set (forget duplicates).  That’s far more boxes than I care to break of a product that pretty much only features base cards.

Exacerbating the problem…

A few weeks ago, I was shopping at Target.  I was actually looking for stamps (which they inexplicably do not sell) and deodorant (which… thankfully, they do).  I then proceeded to saunter down the card aisle to see if I could find any bargains.  Apart from some “discounted” Panini Triple Play, there were no bargains to be had.  Heritage had recently come out however, so I decided to fill my quota for it and picked up one of those retail jumbo packs. 

The only halfway interesting card to come out of the pack was this shiny card numbered out of 567 which was a pleasant surprise.  I did quite enjoy the base cards, which I suppose is more of a hat tip to 1967 Topps than it is to modern day Topps.  I’m not going to analyze the differences and mistakes made between the two sets, because I am completely unqualified to do that considering I own zero cards* from 1967.

Regardless of the common complaint of grainy photos, I executively decided (yes, I’m my own executive.  It’s a fun way to think of oneself.) that making a subsequent purchase of these cards was allowed.

A full blaster this time!

Two short prints and another shiny card later, I had a stack of stack of 2016 Topps Heritage sitting on my scanner waiting patiently for me to do something with it.

Before continuing, let me tell you another one of my quirks.  I would consider myself a generally organized person.  I'm certainly not obsessive, but I do like to be able to find things (especially cards) when I go looking for them.  When I purchase any kind of brand new baseball card my typical process is as follows:

1. Open pack.
2. Examine pack for Braves and hits/parallels/ect.
3. Determine whether I like the remainder of the cards.  If so, proceed to step 4.
• If I don't, the cards get relegated to a row of a monster box with a year on it (i.e. 2016).
4. Cards get sorted by set number and get stored in a small 400-800 ct. box which is then individually labelled by set.
5. I purchase/trade for more cards of that set until I complete it in which case the box either gets the word "COMPLETE" inscribed upon it, or, if I really enjoy the set, it gets bindered.

Well, these Heritage cards simply continued to sit on my desk, unsorted, waiting to be scanned.  Step 3 simply had not yet begun.

Getting myself in trouble...

Imagine time passing.  Lots of time passing.  My best guess is 3-4 weeks.  Those cards still sat and I still waited.

This past Tuesday I went into work at the LCS that I occasionally help out at.  I've mentioned this before, but basically I work about 4 hours a week there and use the money I make to purchase cards.  In general, I try not to spend more on this hobby than what I make there.  For the most part, this arrangement works out fairly well for me.  I always order my case of Allen & Ginter from this shop and work it off over a couple of months, and will then have money to spare on some other fun products.

I went into work the other day to find a check waiting for me.  I was confused, as I almost never get checks over the top as I can always simply put money towards my next case of Allen & Ginter.  I mentioned this to the owner, and he told me that I had already paid off my next case (yes... the one coming out later this year) and that the check was what he owed me above and beyond the case!  Naturally, I immediately told him to rip the check up... but what to buy?  Gypsy Queen was nixed... I hate that product.  So was Series 1 for similar reasons.  Bowman is still a couple weeks away at this
point which I probably would have gotten because... reasons.  So pretty much the only options were old product or 2016 Heritage.  I'm sure you can guess what I chose.

Apparently 1967 was calling to me.  Oh, and that comment above about not owning a 1967 card... well here's my first, even if it is mutilated by a giant stamp.

I have never opened a box of Heritage before and never really realized how "low-end" it really is.  There are packs of cards that are simply base and that's it... no short print, no insert, no parallel, no autograph or memorabilia, just plain old base cards.  There's something incredibly old-school about this as I'd imagine this would be what one experienced if one opened a pack back in 1967.  I come away from a pack like that and somehow don't feel disappointed in the slightest.  In fact, it makes me focus on the base cards more than I normally would otherwise.

Here we have a typical base card featuring Didi Gregorius.  Nothing special... no error or color swap or missing 'i' in the signature.  Just a base card.  Many of the base cards are like this.  Clearly posed close-up photos and yet the player is making a conscious effort to not look directly at the camera.  I very much like this little photography quirk.  You still get your promised close-up shot of the player and yet the poses feel more "natural" and less over-bearing and set-up.  All the cards feature a facsimile signature (some with dotted 'i's' and some without), and a colorful TEAM association on the bottom of the card.  

One other thing to note is the background.  It exists.  There's life happening back there (well... at least Spring Training baseball at some practice facility) and this is true for the non-posed cards as well that feature action.

The dugout and managers exist... well, mostly... at least better than Topps Flagship.  Instead of making the background grainy, Topps instead chose the route of making the entire card a bit grainy.  The images in general are not sharp at all in most cases simply due to some kind of filter that Topps decided to use to make the images look older.  It's a bit like last years Allen & Ginter set actually... just done a tad more tastefully with quite a few less players suffering the chicken pox effect.  

But don't you worry you modern collector's out there.  I pulled things other than "just your typical base cards."

Two shinny cards from the box.  The Gallo is /567 and the Harper /999.  The Harper makes me incredibly happy.

My promised hit from the box comes in the form of a Corey Kluber relic.  Nothing overly special I suppose, but certainly nothing to sneeze at either.

The box also happened to have two variations in it.  The only way I found these was when I went sorting through the box and happened to have doubles of exactly these two cards.  If found it strange, so I flipped the cards over and saw that they were different.  Hooray!  Problem solved!  A variation!  The McCann is apparently a "color swap"

...and this super cool Cutch is an "action variation."

I like the box so much that I had to proceed to step 4 of my process.  I've decided to chase this year's base set (and maybe inserts).  I actually got 2 hobby boxes of this stuff, so I'm still working on a want list (probably gonna be a bunch of SP's).  I'll be sure to try and get the second box up ASAP.  If I thought this one was good, I was certainly in for a treat opening box #2.  One of the most fun breaks I've ever had.

Finding Gold (...I Mean Purple!) at Chipotle

I've always been a sucker for Chipotle.  I had never even known the place existed until I went to college and one of my good friends there ranted and raved about it.  The closest one to us (or at least the most convenient one) was just under an hour away in Pittsburgh.  I eventually was dragged along one night and experienced the wonder of a what burritos should always taste like... perhaps that's an overstatement, but that's not important.

What IS important is how Chipotle relates to baseball cards.  Sit back fine sir or madam and have a listen.

A while back, Chipotle was in the news for creating the newest E Coli scare.  Apparently out of the millions upon millions of burritos they serve in a year, a batch of meat went bad and got germy.  Yeah... it's gross, but it's not going to stop me from occasionally enjoying their food.  In any case, because of this bad publicity Chipotle ended up shutting down all their restaurants for part of a day.  They put up signs on the door saying they were sorry and to send them a text to get a free burrito.  I suppose you can imagine what happened...

Naturally, everyone and their mother heard about this great promotion (except you, fellow reader... except you)!  Hooray!  I obviously texted the number and, true to their word, Chipotle sent a voucher back for free food.

One day after work I went to redeem said voucher.  The Chipotle that made the most sense to go to happened to be in a big lot of other stores; one of those lots with the restaurants out front and a bunch of retail stores in back.  I got my burrito and got in my car to take it home when I noticed a lady rolling a shopping cart towards a car.  It looked a bit like this except the box was even bigger:

I think it was some kind of baby's crib or something to that effect.  In any case, she was by herself, and I could not imagine how she even got the thing into the shopping cart let alone how she planned on getting it in her SUV.  I parked my car next to her and proceeded to help her with the clunky object.  Good deed of the day done, she thanked me and I started back to my car when I noticed one other thing in her cart.  A small pack of baseball cards containing 2016 Topps Series 1 cards.  It had an advertisement on it for PURPLE CARDS.  That's when I realized where I was.  I had helped a lady that was coming out of Toys R Us... a store that I thought didn't even exist in Connecticut.

I had seen/heard about these purple parallels from other bloggers, so I knew they existed, but I didn't really heavily consider chasing any of them.  I was in a parking lot... with a Toys R Us... a store that holds the magic key to PURPLE CARDS!  ...and here I said I wouldn't buy any flagship this year... well I caved.

Here's what they look like in case you haven't seen them.  I'm a bit underwhelmed to be honest, but I think I still do like them better than just your normal base card.

One thing I realized when writing up this post is that if you put two 2016 cards side-by-side like so, they actually look pretty neat...

...as opposed to when you arrange them as above.  These look really dumb.  Can you tell that I have a whole heck of a lot to say about 2016 flagship???

By far the best of the purple parallels that I got.  My scanner doesn't like the shinny tint that they put on the nameplates, so you'll just have to recognize everybody.

Back to how these cards should be arranged side by side.  The way these purple parallels worked out makes the cards have a very glaring and shuddery feel if the primary uniform color doesn't "mesh" with purple.  For example, blue and purple clash; that Pillar card feels like the purple immediately needs to go.

Probably my favorite looking purple parallel of the bunch.  I guess that's because everything seems to go with grey.  I also got an Andrew Miller hotpack!  The card on the right is a rainbow refractor.

I guess since this is my first time really looking at 2016 flagship, I can talk about the inserts a bit.  The above: boring.

These are actually of a bit of interest to me.  I really haven't heavily collected anything except Allen & Ginter, so I'm seeing a bunch of Topps rookie cards for pretty close to the first time.  I absolutely was collecting when that Trout card came out, but I certainly don't have a copy for myself.

I got an insert of a person named Thony Riz.  I can only assume that's the little kid waiting for his ball to get signed.  What does this have to do with Wrigley Field?

The perspectives cards are interesting.  I really like the Yadi and I don't really understand the Nolan Ryan.  I've also read many different opinions about these cards.  Many seem to hate the font used for the title and player name.  I'm personally a bit ambivalent, but I really tend to like where they decided to put the words (all over the place).  I think this is a pretty neat idea that Topps could potentially run with a bit more.

Oh, a Topps Bunt promo that I won't use.  I started an account last year, but it became too much of a time sync for me.

Moral of the story: Help ladies with heavy objects.  They will help you find cards.

Maybe next time I help somebody, they'll be outside a Wal-Mart with a Marketside Pizza...